Krzysztof
Krzysztof – the „Techno-Veterinary Guru“ (for screws, vaccines, and feline engineering)
Area of responsibility: Everything that buzzes, glows, needs tightening, or requires eye drops.
Detailed tasks:
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He’s the Chief Inspector of Cat Litter – testing mechanical durability and splash levels (scientifically proven: he does it with the expression of an archaeologist).
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He’s responsible for the technical condition of the scratching posts – when Leon (our behaviorist) announces a „renovation“, Krzysztof puts up the walls.
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He oversees the health side of the clowder – administers supplements, takes temperatures, and talks to vets in a language that only they and the cats understand.
His motto: „If it doesn’t run – it’s electrical. If it hurts – it’s veterinary. If it’s falling – I’ll hold it.“
